21:05

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Мама смотрит фильм "Психоаналитик",только что позвала:
-Виик, хочешь прикольное выражение скажу?
-М?
-Тут отец с сыном в бассейне. Отец вынырнул, посмотрел на сына и говорит: "Господи,твоё лицо похоже на мошонку дальнобойщика."

12:21

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Моего невропатолога зовут Виктория Викторовна. А фамилия у неё Викулина.

23:28

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Мама рассказала свое первое впечатление от папы:
"Смотрю, танцует ужасно странная парочка- какой-то стручок повис на огромной бабе"

01:21

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
"Водная жизнь" классный фильм
Вообще все эти фильмы с одним и тем же набором актеров, с одним и тем же режиссером, они просто замечательные. Нисколько не скучные, вот список:
Семейка Тененбаум
Академия Рашмор
Водная жизнь
Поезд на Дарджилинг

01:18

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
сегодня пришла в голову мысль- просто собрать чемодан и уехать

17:08

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.


22:36

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
завтрак
обед


22:33

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.


13:51

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.


01:41

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
ну и молчи,дурацкий телефон.) лежит тут, самый умный..

00:13

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Игроки Шахтера только что узнали, что им играть с Барселоной


01:15 

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Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Закрытая запись, не предназначенная для публичного просмотра

16:35

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.


01:55

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Ненавижу плед на ощупь, мне что,нечем больше кровать накрыть?

01:29

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.


20:08

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
the show is over,БДЫЩ,бастард!!
только так непривычно,что в телефоне пусто и везде вообще в сообщениях.и ничего приятного не прочитаешь на ночь глядя

01:30

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
беспричинная тоска,жуть какая-то

01:17

Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
тревожно

13:28 

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Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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